Famous Chops

	Ambrose Burnside He wouldn't have been half the man he was if it wasn't for his magnificent chops. That's what his wife told us anyway.		Elvis Presley The King of rock'n'roll? More like the king of chops'n'fro!
	Ludacris Ludacris recently released a panicked statement to the media in which he said there will be a $100,000 reward for any person who can ensure the safe return of the rest of his chops. The fact that the rapper has been "pimping all over the world" in recent years, leaves little hope that the chops will be found and returned any time soon.		Beverly Hills 90210 Money can't buy you decent chops.
	Chickburns Lucinda asked the hairstylist for "a haircut that looks as though it could get up and walk off all on its own." Choptob-hers take note - to you, this woman is a role model!		Jemaine Clement Scientists in New Zealand have recently proven that 93% of Jemaine Clements humour is stored in his sideburns. 5% is stored in his glasses, with the remaining 2% in his fashion choices.
	Joe Dirt Half-man...half-mullet...full chops.		John Lennon Legend has it that the original lyrics of 'Yesterday' actually went: "Yesterday/ facial hair seemed so far away/ now it looks as though it's here to stay/ oh I believe/ in not having a shave." Note - there is absolutely no evidence to back this up.
	Wolverine Most people think that it's Wolverines adamantium claws, super-human strength, animal-like senses and agility, and his ability to recover from almost any wound that make him a superhero. Wrong. It is infact, his chops. Just ask the ladies.		Mungo He loved riding motorbikes, but hated wearing helmets. BOOM - 'helmet-chops' were born.